December 2010
That awkward moment when Stephenie Meyer and Sarah...
malefeminist:
thecuntmentality:
This.
Watchthedailywhat:
Epic Movie Review of the Day: Red Letter Media’s Mike Stoklasa — better known as deeply-disturbed movie reviewer / pizza-roll-enthusiast “Mr. Plinkett” — takes down the last of the Star Wars prequels with an epic nitpick of Episode III that’s a half-hour shy of the film’s 140-minute running time.
Part 1 is above; parts 2 and 3 are here.
(sNSFW, understandably foul language.)
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Story time
I made a comment on a youtube video saying that George Bush might face charges of war crimes. Someone responded to my comment with, and I quote: ”how bout you shut the fuck up and make more justien bieber mashup videos”
I couldn’t stop laughing. For those out of the loop, youtube search for jgordon707 and theres a delightfully horrible mashup video I made. I never thought...
“I refuse to have another person’s words on my grave”
– thedaywedied
What Im going to put on my tombstone
Anonymous asked: Please follow me
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walnutwax:V
I hate having small boobs
thedaywedied:
ismokealltheweed:
icrashednebula:
ugh
Small boobs > big boobs
boobs > boobs
boobs >
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Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to Die. →
lookinglasslife:
Before we can start to rebuild geek culture, we first have to destroy it.
Finnnnnnnally. I’ve been warning you for 3 years. We are literally killing ourselves. We sold out 10 years ago and it may be too late.
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Stereotypes aside, women are far safer drivers... →
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fuckyeahtopher:
According to a study completed by researchers at Carnegie Mellon University, male drivers have a 77% higher risk of dying in a car accident than women! The study comes from a risk analysis database of road fatality statistics. The research also yielded several other interesting findings, such as: -The highway death rate is higher for “cautious” 82-year-old...
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Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing... →
greenstate:
2gayvirgos:
Doesn’t he know the best way to stay warm while snowed-in is GAY BUTT SEX?
good thing i live in super gay seattle, where it doesn’t snow that often. nobody’s gonna punish us. we just get showered with rain and organic produce.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wut you’re crazy dude.
How is this guy not canceled yet…
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“I am one of the ‘good’ atheists, which is to say I allow people...”
– Tycho Brahe (the penny arcade one; not the scientist)
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Bank of America foreclosing on house when no... →
jonathan-cunningham:
In one of the more bizarre foreclosure cases, Bank of America is threatening to throw a West Hartford family out of their home even though the couple never missed a mortgage payment.
The largest bank in the United States earlier this month notified Shock Baitch and his wife Lisa (Friedman) Baitch that foreclosure action will start today – Christmas eve – unless the...
bible contradictions →
greenstate:
happy belated birthday, jesus.
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Star Wars
oh gawd.
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Anonymous asked: Do you like girls with or without glasses more?
Anonymous asked: Do you like girls with or without glasses more?
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Cheers to everyone who has a cold, stiff drink in...
White Russians are my friend.
I hate tumblr right now.
thedaywedied:
xmikeyoakx:
wearedyingwearenotdead:
It keeps reminding me that there are single, ridiculously, adorable girls with fantastic music taste and NONE OF THEM LIVE HERE.
^^^
that
Awww poor baby, would you like a shoulder to cry on?! you pansy!
Le sigh…
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Hundreds of letters to Santa are mysteriously... →
greenstate:
amazing.
WHY DIDNT WE THINK OF THIS BEFORE!!?!?!?!
Edit: not throwing santa requests onto gay couples, but dividing them among the community to be fulfilled. Its fucking genius.
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