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Aug 1

-Rommny says “Palestine culture” determines their economy and why things are going so bad for them.

-Rommny goes on tv to say he’s sorry and says he wasn’t talking about Israel and palestine culture.

-Santorum and crazy right-wing bloggers the same day as the back-track say he’s awesome for standing up to the dirty brown people and Islam.

-THE SAME FUCKING DAY Rommny writes an article about how palestine culture makes them poor.

best 5 minutes of the day. HILARIOUS.

Mar 30

jedibusiness:

bi-in-alberta:

ihopericksantorum:

“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…”

Wow.

Can’t wait to see the shitstorm tomorrow morning.

You guys are blowing this way out of proportion. It’s obvious he was trying to say “Government Ninja.”

He was trying to say ninja, which is a term of endearment in Pennsylvania.

(via brokentripod)

Feb 17

Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder

mischiefmanagement:

fuckyeahfeminists:

sleazeandhustle:

mrsjojharrison: February 15th, 2012

It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military, and in the home. Women need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were put on this earth for two reasons, and two reasons alone: taking care of their husband, and giving birth to his children… that is all. Any woman who tells you otherwise is obviously touting the liberal agenda of equality, and they need to be told the truth of their purpose. It is a disorder that can be fixed, but not until they go through several years of therapy to understand that they need to be subservient.

- Rick Santorum

Dave Mustaine’s favorite presidential candidate, everyone.

Santorum and Scott Adams should go fishing ~~on the moon~~ together.